I’ve been working at an advertising agency this week and we had the limitless task of creating company Christmas cards.
Whilst making them we regurgitated (and sometimes expounded upon) some funny seasonal puns. How about…
Grab hold of some fluffy big balls this Christmas and get a faceful of white stuff.
Forget about partridges and doves and find your favourite cock in a bush.
Sleigh more than bells this Christmas
There were more, but I am unwilling to traipse through the duldrums of my brain to excavate them