Laugh at This Delusional Sap

Heracles – The Nicest, Strongest Man you Ever Did Meet

Heracles in battle with the legendary Golden Fleece

Heracles, or more commonly known – Hercules, was an immortal Greek hero born from the Greek God, Zeus, and a mortal woman who went by the name of Semele.

At a young age Heracles was making enemies. None more so than Queen of the Gods Hera who was also Heracles surrogate Mother for a very brief spell.

An initial altercation between Heracles and Hera occurred soon after the boys birth when Hera was breast-feeding Heracles and what seemed like a show of his already super-human strength, sank his gums into the poor God’s left nipple. She flung the infant from her burning nipple, spurting cosmic God milk into the universe creating what we have come to know as the Milky-Way (ahem).

Upon realising that Heracles was not part of the pantheon of God’s, she sent a wily band of snakes to strangle the tiny-tearaway in his crib. Heracles did what any future hero would do, turning the snakes into TY plush toys.

Hera imparted madness upon our Hero causing Heracles to commit all manner of dastardly acts and sins. In penance for this period of extreme rebellion and insanity, King Eurystheus (supported by the she-bitch Hera) tasked Heracles with 12 majorly difficult labours. Most of which included slaying an assortment of ravenous, mythical beasts and, erm, herding sheep.

VW Polo Going For a Rebrand?

VW really do seem to be trying to re-position their Polo with this ad.
The soundtrack juxtaposed with the sensual Tango, (incidentally danced by the world’s number 1 and 2 dancers), really do give this motor an arresting new image that I believe younger car buyers will really lap up.

DDR Fail

You’ve probably seen this one before, but it remains one of my all-time favourites.
Every element of this viral is genius….

The surprising fleet-footedness of the chunky protagonist
The sweat-band on his wrist
The self-satisfied slap of the DDR machine as he steps off the platform.
The wheezed sound squeezed from his chubby mouth as he slams head-first into the floor…I could continue to wax lyrical

Christmas Card Designing

I’ve been working at an advertising agency this week and we had the limitless task of creating company Christmas cards.
Whilst making them we regurgitated (and sometimes expounded upon) some funny seasonal puns. How about…

Grab hold of some fluffy big balls this Christmas and get a faceful of white stuff.

Forget about partridges and doves and find your favourite cock in a bush.

Sleigh more than bells this Christmas

There were more, but I am unwilling to traipse through the duldrums of my brain to excavate them

This sounds :)

Backwards on a Pig Baby Mon-Kay